{"id":130,"date":"2008-12-09T09:29:45","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T14:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dilettantes.code4lib.org\/?p=130"},"modified":"2008-12-09T09:30:50","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T14:30:50","slug":"a-day-in-the-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/2008\/12\/a-day-in-the-life\/","title":{"rendered":"A Day in the Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6:41 AM:<\/strong> Che pooped.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6:47 AM: <\/strong>We realize that Mollie, our Cocker Spaniel, apparently has slept all night in our bed with a &#8220;Klingon&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 Remove Klingon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6:53 AM:<\/strong> Mollie, searching for bits of cat food crumbs that might have fallen on the floor, bumps into and knocks over a full-length mirror, shattering it into tiny bits.\u00c2\u00a0 Unfazed, she continues to walk over the glass in search of cat food crumbs.\u00c2\u00a0 I scream at Mollie to get out, Che cries.\u00c2\u00a0 Hug.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7:01 AM<\/strong>:\u00c2\u00a0 Ava, our 100 lb. Rottweiler, loses her footing going down the stairs and tumbles all the way down (17 stairs), taking out Mollie halfway down.\u00c2\u00a0 Both crash headlong into the child gate across the bottom of the stairs.\u00c2\u00a0 Both shaken, but apparently unhurt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7:02 AM:<\/strong> Dogs outside.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7:06 AM:<\/strong> Che eats yogurt and oatmeal while watching Curious George.\u00c2\u00a0 A calm descends on the house.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7:09 AM: <\/strong>I clean up a million pieces of broken mirror.\u00c2\u00a0 Curse Mollie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7:27 AM: <\/strong>Che and I brush our teeth, put on our shoes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7:32 AM: <\/strong>Feed the dogs.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7:41 AM:<\/strong> Out the door, in the car, and on the way to the Montessori School.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8:21 AM:<\/strong> Come home to find Ava has eaten a stuffed turkey decoration my mother had sewn.\u00c2\u00a0 Batting and little styrofoam beads all over sunroom day bed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8:39 AM:<\/strong> Shower.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9:01 AM: <\/strong>Talis, North America opens for another day of business.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6:41 AM: Che pooped. 6:47 AM: We realize that Mollie, our Cocker Spaniel, apparently has slept all night in our bed with a &#8220;Klingon&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 Remove Klingon. 6:53 AM: Mollie, searching for bits of cat food crumbs that might have fallen on the floor, bumps into and knocks over a full-length mirror, shattering it into tiny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132,"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rossfsinger.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}