Category: Eulogy
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Beware, Birds of Valhalla: Fern [1993-2/26/2006], R.I.P.
Sorry to say, Mr. Eliot, but you’re an idiot. February is the cruelest month, by far. Fern was my first dependent, my college cat. I got her for my twenty-first birthday from Knoxville’s Adopt-a-pet. The index card taped to the wall read: name: Candace quote: “I don’t like these other cats. Take me home!” And…